"I want to be an animal rescuer."
"Why do you want to rescue animals?"
"Because they’re soft and cuddly."
a sexuality?? in THIS economy???
I feel this adequately describes how some people do make their decisions
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
Moment to appreciate emma got me a cake and decorated it with loads of pictures of this bloke for my birthday
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND MY HAIR IS SOOOO GREASY BUT NO ONE CAN BE MEAN ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY THATS LIKE THE LAW
if you close your eyes right before kanye attacks the paparazzi, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this