KEYBOARD WARRIOR

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

I didn’t give it back to her after I used it hannah! I wasn’t raised in the jungle!

Update, i dribbled on the tube and didn’t notice until a lady offered me a tissue. NUMB MOUTH FUN TIMES

Dentist numbed half my mouth and now everything is super cool

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

oatmeal47:

an aesthetic

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

Do you watch a lot of youtube videos/tags??
Anonymous

rubyetc:

not reeeeally I’m a big crabstickz fan though. And just endless vine compilations. 

i just did two thumbs up to my screen i don’t understand how i’m a real person